It’s a miracle!
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Tonight we’re having hot dogs. Now, it is common knowledge that hot dog buns and hot dog sausages come in disparate ratios—8 buns, 10 sausages—so as to create an inconvenient discrepancy for the cook. Life is great, is it not?
Well, my dad bought two packages of hot dog sausages, each one containing six sausages. That makes a total of 12. Guess how many buns are in the package he bought? Twelve. 
I think I’ll email the Vatican and volunteer this as one of the miracles required to canonize John Paul II. 
